It’s a Friday in December so it must be Christmas Party time.
Here’s a priceless Christmas party quote from the late Phyllis Diller, the American stand-up comedian, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humour, wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.
“What I don’t like about Christmas Parties is looking for a job the next day”
When researching this quote I found a few others that made me smile
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.